Folks here on Vashon Island have been discussing the possibility of renaming the annual Vashon Strawberry Festival. To what? Nobody seems able to agree. This is normal on Vashon. But Greg Wessel, Vashonion and resident humorist, wrote a piece in our local paper on this touchy topic, suggesting an excellent solution. In fact, his idea is so out of this world, it abducted my brain and probed it. This strip is the result.